Lets talk about sams face
hehe, you said sam :p
^It took me way too long to figure out what was wrong with that^
I’m gonna start an all girl punk band that sings really offensive songs like, “I don’t know how to tell you you’re bad at oral.”
Our second song is going to be called “My eyelashes are longer than your dick.”
id listen to you guys.
Another song could be “Christ will come before I do.”
Oh my godYour song titles are like fall out boy’s
I did it. I found the ultimate tumblr bookstore.
why was green eggs and ham banned??
THAT is a really good question
it was banned in china from 65-91 for its portrayal of early marxism
someone mentioned april fools today, and it reminded me that last year a couple of radio DJs got taken off the air and almost faced felony charges because they told their audience that the local water supply was contaminated with “Dihydrogen Monoxide” and alot of people panicked
Dihydrogen - (two hydrogen)
Monoxide - (one oxygen)
some guys almost got arrested for telling people there was water in their taps.
ALRIGHT CALM DOWN THERE METATRON
I love how in the supernatural fandom Satan isn’t even the worst thing we can call someone
they put “honors student” in his description jfc
The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.
how dare you say we piss on the poor
HIPSTER SHIRT. HIPSTER GLASSES. HIPSTER GLAM.
Jim Beaver is a hipster. You probably haven’t heard of him. He’s really obscure.
I made it more hipster for you
A little bit more hipster:
Fa la la ~
A few more lens flares just for shits and giggles
just reblogging this again
oh my god
you were missing some space-ness
somebody tweet this to him please
Some wolves maybe?
You always have that one follower who attacks your notifications in the middle of the night and goes through your blog, reblogging everything in sight.
And you’re just like:
there’s something really interesting in this passage that I wanted to point out
Trelawney assumes that Harry was born in midwinter because of his “dark hair” and “mean stature” and “tragic losses so young in life”
Tom Riddle was born in midwinter, is describe in CoS as resembling Harry, and his mother died right after his birth
Harry has a piece of Voldemort’s soul in him
that’s why Trelawney made that assumption
I pointed this out in my Harry Potter class today and everyone started yelling and about five people told me to go to hell
this was so confusing when i first read it because i’m australian and in australia july IS midwinter
You have a Harry Potter class?
GOOD GOD best Sherlock Holmes post of all time, ever, I declare it. Done.
Sherlock Holmes has officially won the whole internet.
When Sherlock’s saying all that bullshit stuff about why Mary shot him I always think back to ‘That’s your weakness. You want everything to be clever.’ And that’s why I refuse to believe a word he says.
Tenth Doctor Project 15/?: Ten in Smith and Jones (Hair Porn Edition)
IF BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH WERE SHERLOCK IN THE VICTORIAN ERA IT WOULD LOOK LIKE THIS OMG
So I bought this notebook, but I have no idea what to use it for, so I am going to do one of those things where I write down everyones URLs in it! If you reblog this, I will write down your URL (Likes don’t count! just because I do have limited space)
YEAH! I hope you guys like this idea!!
Picture of the BOOK OF URLS!
(look at this fantastic modelling)
And This is where all of your wonderful URLs will be :)